I stole this from, um, holydak.

WHICH ARE YOU?

--Goth--

1] Do you wear black eyeliner? No
2] Is most of your clothing dark? No
3] Do you think about death often? Yes
4] Do you want to die? No
5] Are you a social outcast? Sometimes
6] Are you pale? Yes
7] Do you like Hot Topic? No
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? God, yes
9] Are you mean? Sometimes...
Total yes: 4

--Skater/Punk--

1] Can you skateboard? Hell NO.
2] Do you wear Etnies? Sorry?
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? Hardly.
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? No.
5] Do you watch the x-games? Never.
6] Do you have any piercings? No.
7] Do you like/wear mohawks? Yes, I like them.
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts? Yes.
9] Have you called someone a poser? Not since middle high!
Total yes: 2.5

--Prep--

1] Do you say the word "like?" Yes. Far too often.
2] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch? No, I don't believe in expensive clothes.
3] Do you pop the collar? No, there is no one who can pull off that look.
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you? No...
5] Is the only nerd u like Seth Cohen? No.
6] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH? NO.
7] Do you like pop music? Yes, sometimes.
8] Do you want/have a little dog? No.
Total YES : 2

--Hippie--

1] Is your hair long? Yes.
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt? No.
4] Do You want to save the animals? NO, dammit! I want to save the fucking people! Stop bitching about the animals until you give a rat's ass about the people!
5] Do you think war is unneccesary? I think it should be, but it's not.
6] Is love essential in your life? No.
7] Have you smoked pot? No.
[8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music? No.
Total YES: 1.5

--Gangsta--

1] Do you act ghetto? No.
2] Do you wear do-rags? No.
3] Do you like hip-hop? No.
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? I wouldn't know.
5] Do you believe he's alive? No.
6] Do you like afros? No.
7] have you ever said "fo-shizzle"? Yes. As a joke. So I won't count that.
8] Do you like to dance? Yes.
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit? No.
Total YES: 1

--Emo--

1] Do you cry often? Not that it matters, but yeah. I cry when I'm laughing, when I'm sad, when I'm pissed, when I'm touched, when I'm really happy...
2] Do you wear hoodies? No. But I have a fetish for them.
3] Do you like soft music? No.
4] Do people not understand you? Right. No one understands anyone else.
5] Do you write your own songs? Just poetry. .5?
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark? Yes.
7] Do you cut your hair? No.
8] Are you lonely? No.
9] Is Ohio for lovers? Sorry?
Total YES: 4

--Surfer--

1] Do you surf? No.
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round? No.
3] Is your hair shaggy? No.
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning? No.
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts? No.
6] Are you tan? No.
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now? Yes.
9] Do you hate tourists? No.
Total YES: 1

--Geek--

1] do you wear glasses? No.
2] Do you get good grades? Yes.
3] Do you use an inhaler? No.
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? Yes.
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes? No.
6] Are you on the computer often? Yes. I have a laptop. I'm in love with it.
7] Do you ever get picked on? Yes, when I do dumb things.
8] Do you look forward to go to school? YES!
9]Are you shy around the opposite sex? No.
Total YES: 5

In Rank order:

Geek: 5
Goth: 4
Emo: 4
Skater/Punk: 2.5
Prep: 2
Hippie: 1.5
Gangsta: 1
Surfer: 1

Well, I definitely am a geek. They got that part right.